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Well, if anyone needs a good (sports, kinda) cry: theathletic.com/4575069/2…

(Using reader view in Brave routed around paywall graphic for me.)

The only thing I can think after the Austin-to-Dallas drive is, “Why are people?”

Purely from an alliteration aesthetic viewpoint, the Michigan and Pittsburgh @USFL teams should swap nicknames. Michigan Maulers and Pittsburgh Panthers both sing.

You know why I still pay for TV through Frontier & run it all through my TiVo? Because streaming live sports absolutely sucks.

Watching LSU-OSU on ESPN+. Crews hits a 2-run homer. I rewind & pause so my wife can see it. Every time I press play, the stream COMPLETELY STARTS OVER.

Disappointing on many levels, but so far as I’m concerned, the definitive ending of The Punisher happened with the incredible run by Nathan Edmondson and Mitch Gerads. #RIPFrankCastle www.cbr.com/punisher-…

It’s as if no one has ever read every sci-fi story written about AI, nor watched every movie made about same. www.foxnews.com/tech/us-m…

My wish for #WWDC2023 is if I get a voice mail on my iPhone, I actually have the voice mail available before or at the same time as the transcribed text message, instead of hours or days later.

And in today’s metal mailbag, new Wytch Hazel music! And classics from Barren Cross, Bloodgood, Bride, and Petra, thanks to Girder Music’s sale.

The struggle is real. babylonbee.com/news/woma…

What I really want is a mechanical-key version of Logitech’s Ergo K860.

‘A.I. Will Be Totally Great For Humanity,’ Says Man Who Has Never Read A Sci-Fi Novel babylonbee.com/news/ai-w…

In the last 22 hours, I have:

  • flown 860 miles from Texas to North Carolina
  • drove through 4 states (NC, SC, GA, AL)
  • spent the night near my parents' old home in AL
  • drove through 4 states (AL, MS, LA, TX), having lunch with my parents in MS, for a total of 1,002 miles

DFW πŸš€ GSO

Going to drive the college boy back home for the summer.

Major Security Breakthrough In Star Wars Universe With Invention Of Door That Does Not Open If You Just Shoot The Control Panel babylonbee.com/news/majo…

Wild fans booing their team off the ice at the end of the second period.

State of hockey? It ain’t Minnesota.

#LetsGoStars #TexasHockey

“It is better for me to die than to live,” said Job at the end of the performance, much to his friends' disappointment. 🀣 babylonbee.com/news/jobs…

Happy new @thedollyrots music day, everyone! New single, “Still Holding On,” has dropped: orcd.co/stillhold…

And 2023 tour dates announced!

Is it, though?

Leave it to a homicidal weather AI to overreact. It wasn’t that gloomy here today, @CARROT@mastodon.social.

Loving this neat lyric video from Lux Studio for my favorite Barren Cross song: youtu.be/uAamzYzw0…

Always a great night to beat the Red Wings, especially in Detroit.

And Joe Pavelski becomes the 11th U.S.-born player to reach 1,000 career points, with a characteristic tip-in goal!

#LetsGoJoe #LetsGoStars

Yeah, I’m not so much with the pretending, though.

The name of my next mariachi-fusion punk band is Incomplete Burrito.

(Which came out of my team’s staff meeting today.)

App update notes I can get behind.

Yet another insane example of outrageous government overreach. www.latimes.com/californi…