Closing the book on the metrosexual revolution
Thank God. Doug Giles:
Now, for all you Backstreet Boys who are wondering if, if, you are one of these metrosexual males from whom women, men and small animals are running, I’ve concocted a little test to help you shed your proclivities toward abnormality and begin to saddle up and ride in a more masculine direction. Are you ready? If you start to hyper-ventilate, just take a break and control your breathing. Here we go. Now did you think I was going to ruin it by posting Doug's test? That's why the article is hyper-linked, for crying out loud. Go. Click. Read. Laugh.
Reading your Gmail via Atom
I've been using GmailStatus to alert me when I get new mail to my Gmail account (anyone [want an account](mailto:retrophisch@retrophisch.com?subject=Gmail account request)?). On my 12-inch PowerBook, however, menu bar space is precious, and if I can eliminate a menu bar widget, I will. This may come as old news to some, but Gmail has added Atom feeds. It was really as simple as the article states: I dropped the link in to my NetNewsWire subscriptions, it asked for my login and password to the Gmail account, and that was it. I sent a test message to my Gmail account, and a couple of minutes later, when the feed refreshed, there it was. Aces! NetNewsWire is one of the applications I always have open, so it makes sense for my usage patterns to keep track of my Gmail account this way. I don't use Gmail as a primary e-mail account, so there's no reason for me to keep it open in a browser window, and I've yet to get its POP access working with Mailsmith. If anyone's been able to do this, [please let me know](mailto:retrophisch@retrophisch.com?subject=Gmail on Mailsmith).
Seeking VNC help
I've been futzing around with OSXvnc on my Cube and Chicken of the VNC on my PowerBook, and I cannot get the latter to connect to the former. Is anyone out there using this combination, and can offer guidance? Or recommend a different VNC client?
What would we do without stock analysts?
Today's MDJ provides good background information on Apple's quarterly financial conference call coming later this afternoon. Matt & Company's analysis of the stock "analyst" situation is spot on:
If Apple beats its own estimates by 10%, those results are merely "in line with analyst expectations." If Apple's estimates were spot on, then the company didn't live up to those "analyst expectations." In a sane world, the market would punish the analysts for missing their forecast, but that's not where we live. The analysts would blame Apple, not themselves, and issue feverish research notes accusing the company of "underperforming" and "bursting its bubble." The stock price, in turn, would summarily fall. [Emphasis added. --R] So like many segments of our society, the "analysts" will play the blame game if Apple's figures don't match up with theirs. It's not their fault their projections were wrong; it's Apple's fault for failing to meet the analysts' expectations, even if Apple's figures fall in line with Apple's projections. Much like how a certain Mr. O'Grady and other rumor-mongers blame Apple when new product specifications fail to match up to their caffeine-driven imaginations. MDJ's taking-to-task of the anaylsts continues: Still, one shouldn't ignore the possibility that Apple will post a solid quarter that looks "bad" simply because it doesn't meet the fantasies of analysts who are busily inventing video iPods, media servers, and Apple-branded cell phones in their feverish little heads. The exuberance has placed Apple in the uncomfortable position of needing to beat its own guidance by 10% or more just to keep up with expectations. UPDATE, 7:55 PM: It's all moot, at least this time, as Apple blows away everyone's projections. [Via Matt D..]
How to Get into Blogs 101
Stephen O’Grady has assembled a good introductory article for those who may not have gotten in to the blog-reading thing. For those of you reading this right now, this site is a blog, so you're already reading at least one. [Via Michael Hyatt.]
Layers?
In what yours truly believes is a huge branding mistake, Mac Design is changing it's name to Layers. Ick. Publisher Scott Kelby reasons:
The magazine has grown, changed, and evolved so much over the past few years that the word "design" doesn't really explain all that we are anymore. If you've read us for any length time, you know we're also a magazine for digital photographers, with digital photography news, tips, tutorials, and camera and printer reviews in every issue. Plus, from the very beginning, we've been the only Mac magazine to have an entire section dedicated to digital video editing. But we found that most photographers and video editors didn't really know that because they don't generally reach for a magazine that has the word "Design" in big letters on the cover. I'm not sure how changing the name to Layers is going to draw the digital photography/video crowd that isn't already reading the publication. I know about the use of layers in Adobe products. That doesn't change the fact that it's a pretty stupid name for a magazine that already has a great, all-encompassing name. This will not have an effect on the fact that I am a reader and subscriber. I just think it's a bad name. [Via Macsimum News.]
Jefferson on the judiciary
"The Constitution...is a mere thing of wax in the hands of the judiciary which they may twist and shape into any form they please." --Thomas Jefferson Once again, I am amazed at how prescient our Founding Fathers were, with regard to the present state of government in these United States.
Sacrosanct for me but not for thee
How is it that some people can see the Constitution as a "living, breathing" document, that it must be adapted and interpreted in the light of our changing culture, and that we are able to find new rights and laws in the emenations of the penumbra of the aureola. And yet these very same people would have an absolute conniption if you suggested using the same approach on Roe v. Wade? [Via Blogs4God, with the above title shamelessly ripped off from one of Roy's commenters.]
Six Apart-GoLive intergration
Adobe GoLive CS2 is going to have integrated tools from Six Apart for MovableType and TypePad users. Maybe this will be a way to speed up generation of new site looks.
Hipster Dock
For those of you with a Hipster PDA like mine, you can now have a docking station. [Via the 43 Folders del.icio.us page.]
Andrew Manzione, your father is looking for you
John Manzione is trying to locate his son Andrew, with whom he has had no contact in 18 years. If you know Andrew, or if for some reason Andrew is reading this, here is John's e-mail address.

Sergeant Paul Ray Smith, United States Army
Today President Bush posthumous awarded the Medal of Honor to Sergeant Paul Ray Smith of the U.S. Army. Sergeant Smith, in April of 2003, led a counter attack against members of Saddam Hussein's Republican Guard who had ambushed Army troops at the Baghdad Airport. His actions saved more than 100 men. Only three Medals of Honor have been awarded since the Vietnam War. We are grateful for people like Sergeant Smith, and our hearts and prayers go out to his family, especially his children. Were that more of our countrymen of Sergeant Smith's mind.
Micro editor for hire?

So much for my idea of making a few bucks. This is one reason why he's my best online bud: he won't b.s. me. I guess my copy editing will continue to act as a public service.
Frank-ly speaking on the Treo 650
Steven Frank is going to have me lusting after the Treo 650 again.
Our Divine Tribunal
The Divine Tribunal -- excuse me, I mean the Supreme Court of the United States, as it's officially known -- has decided, by a 5-to-4 vote, that executing criminals under the age of 18 is unconstitutional.
Where, you may ask, does the U.S. Constitution say that? Well, nowhere, actually. But the Tribunal doesn't decide what's constitutional by consulting the Constitution. That would cramp itsstyle.
[...]
Conservatives often accuse liberal justices of "legislating from the bench." The charge is too kind. The problem isn't that they legislate; it's that they lie.
Quote of the day
As seen on the Laura Ingraham web site this morning:
"At this point I would rather have a right-wing Christian decide my fate than an ACLU member."
-- Eleanor Smith, a disabled, self-described liberal agnostic lesbian
Swift end to perfect season
So the team suffered its first loss of the season today, dropping to 3-1. Against an old competitor, the team collectively couldn't get much going on offense. Our defense was fairly solid when we got to handle the ball. It was the getting-to-handle-the-ball part which proved to be the problem, as the final score was 13-4. As the old adage goes, "Hit the ball to where they ain't," and our opponents proved quite adept at just that. Personally, it was a pretty good day, though that doesn't mean much in the end. I was 3-3 at the plate, all singles. No RBIs this game. Batting clean-up, you'd think I would have been able to drive someone in, but that goes back to the team collectively not doing much on offense. I had little to do on defense during the first two innings. I actually found myself thinking at one point, I wish someone would hit something this way. Be careful what you wish for... I did have this great play in the 4th inning that I was proud of. One of their power hitters drove the ball right to me on the ground, a hard smack that didn't require me to move laterally much. I corralled the ball and fired it across the infield to first, getting the out while the hitter was still a couple of feet from the bag. That felt really good, certainly the personal highlight of the day. This was one of the teams I thought we'd have problems against, and I was right. This church used to field two teams, and it appears that this year, for myriad reasons I'm sure, they've consolidated in to one. The week off didn't help much, either, at least in terms of keeping us in a playing groove, but last week was Easter, so that's perfectly understandable for a church league. (All the leagues that play on the weekend had last weekend off.) Nothing left to do now but shake it off and get ready for next week, though the team will have to do it without yours truly. I'll be coming back from New Orleans next Sunday. We're heading down to visit my wife's family, and attend a 10-year law school reunion.
How our constitutions are supposed to work
Two Republican Florida Senators could have saved Terry Schiavo's life by voting 'yes' to a law. 'The death penalty is an authorized punishment for capital crimes designated by the legislature' (Article I, Basic Rights, SECTION 17, Florida Constitution), not the order of a county judge. The Florida House could have impeached Judge Greer (Article III, SECTION 17) for committing the felony (Florida Statute Chapter 825) of denying nutrition to a disabled person and multiple violations of guardianship (Florida Statute 744).
[...]Instead, George Greer, a black-robed priest-king, ordered that a deputy sheriff stand guard in Terry's room and prevent her parents from giving her a cup of water. When Gov. Bush had an executive agency exercise their authority under Florida law, George Greer ordered -- took executive authority -- over all Florida authorities.
[...] The Roman Republic ended when Roman Law was contested by men who said, 'the law is what I say it is.' Civil wars begat dictators, more civil wars and dictators until the civilization was a shell to be broken by invading barbarians. American Civilization is at her Rubicon. People seem to have forgotten that our constitutional republic's system of checks and balances applies to all three branches of government. The judicial branch is not the final word on what the legislative and executive branches decide to do. The judiciary's job is to ensure that what the legislative and executive branches are doing are within the boundaries of the respective constitution (federal or state). This is a job in which the judiciary has continually failed, nearly from the inception of our nation. Likewise, the judiciary is not to engage in making up law from the bench, which has repeatedly done since the 1960s, up to and including the granting of constitutional rights never before voted upon and passed. Law is the purview of the legislature, not the judiciary bench. Rights are granted by God, not the government. The judiciary has no enforcement powers of its own; it has to rely on the executive branch to enforce any decisions it may make. This is why I don't see why the deputy sheriff in the Schiavo case mentioned above could not have been removed by a state trooper on orders from Governor Bush, should the governor had chosen to do so. That deputy does not answer to Judge Greer. He answers to the Sheriff, who answers either to the constituents who elected him, or to the elected county government which appointed him. The latter, in turn, is answerable to the people who put them in to office. Unless that deputy committed a crime, or is acting as a baliff in the judge's courtroom, Judge Greer has no executive authority over him. Judges are not the final arbiters of what the law is. They are the insurers that the law is followed, and that law does not trample upon stated constitutional rights. It is not their job to "interpet" the law; a good law should need no interpretation. I am continually amazed at how the words "Congress shall make no law..." has been applied to state and local governing bodies. Likewise, "...shall not be infringed" has become "...shall be infringed when deemed necessary." No, it means shall not. Not then, not now, not ever. Not by a little or a lot. It means not at all. Yet we see it happen all the time, and by and large, as a populace, we do nothing about it. If a law is unclear, then the judiciary should send it back to the legislature for a do-over. Other than that, they should keep out of the law-making business. The Constitution of the United States is plenty clear-cut on many matters. We have simply allowed what was once clear to our forebears to be muddied in our eyes. [All emphasis throughout is added. --R]
ATPM 11.04
The April issue of About This Particular Macintosh is now available. Ellyn looks at the ongoing Apple trade secret lawsuits, which Wes covers as well. His Bloggable column is chock-full this month, as March was chock-full of Apple- and Macintosh-related news and bloggings. Yours truly is even quoted in the column, for which I am humbled and grateful. Paul takes another lap around the Internet, bringing back sightings of baby naming, credit reports, Canadian flag proposals, and ad blockers. Oh, and "three dozen kinds of fried dough." Ellyn has this month's Pod People, and discusses the use of digital music vis-a-vis le iPod for exercise purposes. Ted starts a new chapter of ATPO, with a look at the history of outline exchange and XML. Reader David Blumenstein shares his first Macworld Expo experience, and Scott Chitwood checks in with customizing your Mac with desktop pictures. Ever the mad scientist of multimedia experimentation, Sylvester shares some tips for your next multimedia project. The Ellyn Ritterskamp issue continues with her review of the iPod Shuffle, while our Mr. Lawson looks at three backpacks from Axio and the iLite. Marcus J. Albers reviews the latest king of Tetris games for the Mac. Cortland deals with designer networking, and the iTrolls ask "What's In A Name?". Frisky Freeware notes Firefox's kissing cousin, the Thunderbird e-mail client. Finally, Eric was kind enough to offer up desktop pictures from his trip to Arizona last year. This issue marks a milestone for ATPM. This e-zine has now been continuously published for 10 years. I am happy to say that I have been involved with the publication in one aspect or another for nearly seven of those ten. Since leaving college, this is the longest relationship I have had with anything or anyone other than my marriage to my wonderful wife. This publication has given me an outlet for writing. It has given me my best friend in the virtual world, and other close pals as well. The staff--all volunteers--approach the work as professionally as they would if this were a monthly print magazine that actually paid them. It's a top-notch crew that I am thankful to be a part of. I'm looking forward to the next 10 years.
