"Paris Hilton Magazine - Resourceful Customer Service Representative" Here's a couple of amusing bits (beyond the fact that Paris is using daddy's millions to start yet another meaningless "fashion" magazine):

• Process orders that come from the internet, mail, and phone calls for paris hilton.
• Data base upkeep for paris hilton trend.
• Reply paris hilton to customer emails. Gosh, atrociously bad grammar aside, it sounds like you'll be working side by side with Ms. Hilton herself, doesn't it?!?! Oh! Joy of my heart, be still! In response, I shall employ 1980s Valley Girl linguistics: like, gag me with a spoon.