I really appreciate the dad-nerd humor in the AutoZone commercial about the slow-starting car:
“It just needs a charge. Don’t worry, it’s free.”
“Are you sure it’s free?”
“Positive.”
<Ponders how to get one of these, the perfect job for himself>
Loud? ✅
American? ✅
Would love to tell people how stupid they are? ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅
Last night was another great show by @TheDollyrots! If you ever get the chance to see them, I highly recommend it. Just a fun pop-punk show.
My niece-by-choice Tori put her considerable art skills to work with a drawing she did of Kelly and Luis, which they both loved. And have you ever been chased down by the lead singer of a band to sign her jacket? Tori has.
This band’s appreciation of its fans continues to amaze me. Go see them!
Hey-ho, hey-ho, hey-ho! We’re heading out to @TheDollyrots punk rock show!
On the way to the @Rangers game with my sweetie & some friends. First time we’ll be seeing the new ballpark, and first time I get to see @tweetgrubes in a few years!
the best moment in tv history
Now I have to go hunt up the video, because I laughed so hard at just these, I began to cough.
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Incensed Cat Pushes a Noisily Barking Dog into the Swimming Pool Beside Them
Cats: minions of Lucifer.
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Via Betsy Langowski by way of Eric Blair.
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Prototype Boba Fett Black Series figure revealed!
Only in the six-inch size, but I’ll definitely be saving my pennies for it.
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I am loving these videos Caterpillar is putting out.
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Taro the Chinchilla Gleefully Rolls Around In A Bath of Dust
For those who don’t know, this is how chinchillas bathe. You cannot use water on them.
“That which you seek, inside you will find.” —Yoda
Happy Star Wars Day! Download a May the 4th activity kit with finger puppets, a crossword puzzle, printable stickers, and more.
The Hellboy robot? I’d pay for a figurine/statue of that one. Incredible work.
BatDad Is Back with His Seventh Compilation of Funny Vine Videos
The scene with the kids all on the couch? I was crying.
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There’s hope for the rest of us! Even Jedi Masters flub their lines…
Because who doesn’t like seeing Hayden Christensen fall down?