I would pay good money to see "The Running of the Congressmen."

You know the Oprahfication of America is out of control when Cookie Monster is reduced to introspection. McSweeney's:

Me love cookies. Me tend to get out of control when me see cookies. Me know it not natural to react so strongly to cookies, but me have weakness. Me know me do wrong. Me know it isn't normal. Me see disapproving looks. Me see stares. Me hurt inside.

You, too, can help Cory Doctorow remove his Apple tattoo. I join Gus in snickering.