Dan Wade has too much time on his hands.

Gavin Shearer:

If I were Sony, or Toshiba, or HP, I'd be freaking out right now.

I cannot begin to express how broken up I am over the fact that Michael Jackson has to restructure his debt. Oh, look, something shiny...

It's about time. Pooh is certainly more deserving than most of the blithering glitterati that populate the Walk. [With a wave of the phin to the Firewheel boys and John.]