So today I picked up the pair of Harley-Davidsons I ordered. To see a picture of these beauties, click below.

You didn't actually think I was talking about motorcycles, did you? Being unemployed does not lend itself well to hog purchases, and I'm still young for a mid-life crisis. Besides, I've always been more of a rice rocket rider than a hog driver. Jon, feel free to flame away.