Saw Instant Family last night for impromptu date night. Outstanding film, full of heart and humor. Tig Notaro and Octavia Spencer were hilarious as the social workers. Isabela Moner is incredible as Lizzie. twitter.com/Crazy4Com…
Everyone: seriously, stay to the very, very, very end of the Ralph Breaks the Internet credits! It’s the only way to see the new Disney movie sneak peek!
Well, I just signed the teenager and I up for a parent-led, Texas DPS-approved driver education course.
Pray for me.
“It’s the online profiling of my currently unborn child – one that is probably already, unstoppably being developed from the baby sites we visit, the diapers we buy, the articles we read, and the other expecting parents we befriend – that I want to avoid most of all.” Don’t post your kid online
That Cowboys fan and Eagles fan in an elevator NFL Shop commercial is even funnier today, after the Saints utterly drubbed the defending “Super Bowl champs”. #WhoDat
If it wasn’t for the first appearance of my favorite intergalactic bounty hunter, I would totally disavow this nonsense. www.outsidethebeltway.com/forty-yea…
This Corpus Christi Taco Weighs Nearly 5 Pounds and Only Costs $13 texashillcountry.com/corpus-ch…
I could have used this advice when I was in the corporate world.
(Not really. My emails were never that important. But it would have been fun nonetheless.)
Love the Mak’tar reference in the forecast. Dr. Lazarus would be proud.
#RIPAlanRickmam
#nevergiveup
#neversurrender

I love how, at the time of my typing this, Tony Stark and Scrooge McDuck are neck-and-neck. twitter.com/jaketappe…
If you like Douglas Adams, you’ll love Rob’s Rex Nihilo series. And you can’t beat a free book. twitter.com/robkroese…
I think it’s great the two worlds of my podcasts, casual nerdom and adoption/foster care, collide today in Tony’s post. I’m even more impatient to see Instant Family, and now I want to have him and Erin on The Empowered Parent Podcast!
cc @tonybkim
My favorite Stan Lee MCU cameos:
- Guardians 2
- Thor: Ragnarok
- Captain America: Winter Soldier
I can’t drink coffee, so my MudLOVE mug—a thank-you gift for hosting Tapestry Conference 2018—pulls duty as hot chocolate delivery vehicle.

In today’s edition of Now You Really Feel Old… twitter.com/actuallya…
What are the odds Dez has acquired even an ounce of humility and accountability? I don’t need him poisoning the Saints locker room the way he did to the Cowboys'.
If only this were true. babylonbee.com/news/nati…
Election Day humor:
Why does the U.S. Capitol have a rotunda?
So politicians can run around in circles!
There’s a new episode of The Empowered Parent Podcast out. In this first of three episodes with Pam Parish, we talk with Pam about how she and her husband Steve got involved with foster care and adoption. empoweredparent.podbean.com/e/pam-par…
