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I totally forgot to blog about the spring softball season opener last week, so for those of you who could really care less, here's all there is to know up through today's play. There are only four teams in the league this season, which is kind of crummy, but this just means we play everyone three times instead of the usual two. The newcomers are from Westside, and I don't know if that's Baptist, Methodist, Church of Christ, or whatever; I should have asked them when we played them today, but just like forgetting to blog about the game last week... Right, last week. We opened against Faith Lutheran, and to sum up, our hitting didn't show up and theirs did. We chalked it up to the team gelling--we've got a few new players--and getting back in to the rhythm of play. Like the rest of the team, my own time at the plate wasn't well spent. I was only one of three, including hitting in to a fielder's choice. I was in left-center while on defense. I let one ball get behind me, and another took a wicked doink! off my glove, both of which allowed for extra bases. I owned the third inning, though. All three outs came at the expense of their hitting my way, and it was especially pleasing to get that last out while on the run. So the first game was a loss, but we were optimistic about the future, and we'll have two more cracks at the Lutherans. Today we played Westside, and it's always interesting playing a team for the first time. They won the toss and elected to bat first, and the first inning didn't go well for us, with their scoring five runs. The extra bases were usually a case of our team trying to make something happen when we would've been better off just hanging on to the ball. We put a run on the board, but gave up another in the top of second. But then it was time for our bats, to quote one Pedro Cerrano, "to wake up". The end result was a 17-8 victory for our squad. Our defense settled down and tightened up as the game progressed. I was at short this time around, and had a chance at turning a double play twice, but couldn't manage either. I took a cleat-clad toe to the knee while tagging one guy out at second, so that's slightly swollen and aching quite nicely, thanks. The injury streak continues! My pal Brad was monster at the plate today, ripping an in-the-park homer his first time up, putting a few runs on the board. His second trip to the plate was a triple which netted us at least one more run. No chance at hitting the cycle, though, as with only an hour to play, he only had one more at-bat, and popped out to left-center. I was .667 at the plate today, with an unintentional bunt my first time up. Hey, it advanced a runner, and I made it to first without a throw even being attempted. (I may be chunky, but I'm quick.) I'll take it. My last at-bat was my best thus far in the early season, a shot in to left-center I should've stretched in to a double: I thought the fielder had made a good catch off the ground and was coming up throwing, so I trotted back to first when I could've been going to second. Oh, well; the base coach thought he was going to get the ball back in quick, too. I did bring in two runs on that shot, so I'm hoping that's a trend for the rest of the season. My RBI total this past fall was paltry. So the team's at five hundred two games in, and we played much better during this second game. Things look to be a little tough for us next week; we'll be short one of our gals (meaning with only nine players we have to take an out at the top of the batting order), and we'll be playing our friends from Flower Mound UMC. Of course, this latter means I'm really looking forward to the game, as it's always fun playing against them.
Quite the memory
The memory capacity of three year-olds is amazing. As we were wrapping up dinner, my wife put forth the possibility of our going out for some ice cream for dessert. We kept this to ourselves for a few moments, thinking we may need to use it as a possible bribe with the little phisch. We did not have to, thankfully, and when we mentioned going out for ice cream, he stated he wanted "Cookie Monster Ice Cream!" Cookie Monster Ice Cream?!?!? So on the way to Emack & Bolio's, the missus and I are wondering if this is one of their flavors. If it is, then we would be suitably impressed, as the last time we were at E&B's, it was before Christmas, and the little phisch remembered having it more than three months ago. We walk in the door, and sure enough, there it is: Cookie Monster Ice Cream. Cookies and cream, with chocolate-chip cookie dough mixed in. One kid's cup was ordered up. The boy has some memory. This could be trouble.
Tough but worth it
Now see, the hamburger was his idea. There was a discussion about going to grab a bite to eat, then drop by the shoe store to pick the little phisch up some new sandals. For lunch, he wanted to go to the "apple place". (No, techno-nerds, not that "apple place".) As we pulled in to the parking lot, Mommy asked if he wanted chicken fingers and fries, his customary meal at the "apple place". After a second or two of silence, he replied, "I want a hamburger." Mommy and I exchanged glances. From that moment, until we actually placed the order with the waitress, we repeatedly checked that he was still on message. Did he want chicken and fries? No, he wanted a hamburger. Do you want cheese on the hamburger. Yes. Do you want chicken and fries? No, a hamburger, with fries. Okay. A hamburger with cheese, with fries. About three or four bites in to the hamburger, it apparently lost its luster. Then the struggle began, most of the heavy lifting being done by Mommy, as she was the one sitting next to the little phisch. As any parent with a toddler will tell you, the point of bribery was reached--this time rather quickly, given the circumstances--and bites of hamburger were exchanged for more fries. More quickly than we would have thought possible, the bribery stopped working. Then the whining set in, following swiftly by sniffling, and then that slow-building, deep-from-the-pit-of-the-stomach-and-hell-itself mournful wail that sets any parent's teeth on edge, especially when in a public place. Fortunately, Mommy and I had finished our meal, the bill swiftly arrived, and we paid. The little phisch did not want to leave, of course, he wanted more fries. Our getting up from the table led him to throw himself on to the floor and begin the launch in to full-blown tantrum. At this point I had to scoop him up and carry him out, nearly tossed over my shoulder like a thirty-pound bag of dog food, his cry of "More french fries!" resounding in my ear. As he was loaded in to the car, his plaintive wail for more fries continuing, it was explained to him that he could have had more fries, but he chose to not do what was asked of him. The tantrum erupted, and continued as he realized we were not, in fact, going to look at sandals, but were instead heading home because someone had hit his wall after going ninety miles an hour the entire morning, most of which had been the province of Mommy to oversee, and she was exhausted, too. "More french fries!" was replaced by "I don't want to go home..." But to home we did go. He had mostly quieted by the time we pulled in to the driveway, and allowed Mommy to remove him from his seat and carry him inside. Once in the house, however, the tantrum started up again, and I had to again throw him over my shoulder and carry his kicking and screaming body up the stairs and to his room. Mommy followed behind, and after a few minutes was able to get him to calm down. Still a few minutes later, he asked for me. "I want to snuggle," he told me, so I lay down beside him in his bed, and he folded himself in to the crook of my arm, resting his head on my shoulder/chest. After a few seconds, he told me he wanted covers, so I pulled the sheet up over his legs. Then he wanted Snoopy, and I reached down to grab the Peanuts mutt, handing it to him. He was quiet for a minute or so, then he wrapped his fingers around my thumb, his fist swallowing the digit, and gave a squeeze. "I love you, Daddy." And everything from the past half-hour disappeared. The Peace Corps, for all its good work, has it wrong. That is not the toughest job I would ever love. I've already got that job, and I wouldn't trade it for anything.
First photos with the 400D
My first digital camera was a Nikon Coolpix, the model number of which I cannot recall, but it was one of those swivel-body jobs, purchased in 2000 prior to our first trip to the Hawaiian Islands. This was later sold to a friend when, a few months prior to the birth of our son, I got a Canon PowerShot G3. The G3 died last week, its sensor having given up the ghost. (Though apparently not entirely giving up the ghost; what you get on the LCD and in photos is an ethereal quality, something like a film negative only much more otherworldly. I'm sure there's a horror movie plot in there somewhere.) I had been wanting to step up in to the digital SLR (dSLR) world for a while, and knew I would make the leap with Canon's 400D (the Digital Rebel XTi in the U.S., but 400D sounds much better, is easier to say, and definitely easier to type). Yesterday, my 400D arrived from B & H Photo, and after charging the battery, I set the lens and camera on auto and took some test shots in the backyard.
I have a lot to learn, but I'm looking forward to it. Ever since my parents got a Kodak Disc Camera for me during middle school, photography has held a certain fascination, much more so than video has. (Which explains why we have a ton more photos of our son than we do video.) I inherited my dad's old 35mm, which saw a ton of use shooting black-and-white rolls when I was on the yearbook staff as a high school senior. A Minolta 35mm, which we still have and sits in a closet, went with us to the United Kingdom in '95, and elsewhere, until the Nikon came along. Since then, with a few exceptions, I've shot entirely on digital, and I'm happy to be back in the SLR world with the 400D.
links for 2007-03-08
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Cheat sheets for HTML, microformats, regular expressions, Ruby on Rails, HTML character entities, CSS, JavaScript, MySQL, and much, much more. Via Eric.
Recently added
New additions to my ever-increasing Amazon wish list: + The Immortal Game: A History of Chess, or How 32 Carved Pieces on a Board Illuminated Our Understanding of War, Art, Science and the Human Brain - David Shenk + Infidel - Ayaan Hirsi Ali + Evangelism for the Faint Hearted - Floyd Schneider + Drive - James Sallis Just thought the readership might be interested in some of these titles for their own reading (and learning) pleasure. (And in the interest of full disclosure, all of the above links are through my Amazon affiliate ID.)
links for 2007-03-07
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an extendable monopod that allows you to take a photo of yourself and anyone who happens to be with you, without having to ask a stranger to take the photo for you
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Mix tapes for the 21st century
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"Video messaging in a blink." No software to install, and you can subscribe to videos via RSS, a la a video podcast in iTunes
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"The Granite™ USB 2.0 HIGH-SPEED Bridge Adapter allows any 2.5", 3.5" or 5.25" SATA or IDE Drive to quickly be attached to any computer. This is the perfect tool to duplicate, copy, backup, or transfer large amount of data from one drive to another."
Jobs using iPhone in the wild
Flickr user Thane Plambeck captured a shot of Steve Jobs using a test iPhone in the wild:
According to Thane, "Yes, the photo is for real, and yes it is an iPhone that he was talking on, or at least it was the same size and shape. He took it out of his pocket to make calls using the touchscreen." He adds, "It's not like this isn't public information that they're developing the iPhone, and I wasn't surprised to see him using one (presumably they're testing prototypes or something). I just thought it was kind of cool that he was using one." As Thane says, not really surprising, but cool nonetheless.
Hoo goes there?
Taking the garbage to the curb tonight, my eye caught winged movement to my right. I looked up to see a bird alighting on one my neighbor's gables. This wasn't a bird the size of a robin or some similar worm feeder. This was definitely a bird of prey, and what birds of prey hunt at night, dear children? A few minutes later, I followed the lads out in to the backyard, them to do their business before we retired for the evening, me to see if I could spot the owl with my flashlight without said light finding its way into neighboring windows. Both of the dogs reacted as the owl flew overhead, and it landed on the very top of the house behind ours, the silhouette unmistakable against the nightly sky of a nearly full moon. After a few seconds the lads lost interest, but I remained still, except to point my torch at the bird and hit the light. He was facing away from us, but did swivel that head around for a quick peek, the light reflecting orange in his eyes. I killed the light and continued to watch, and about thirty seconds later, off he flew toward another house. And despite the usage of the commonly associated owl call in this post's title, not a peep out of the bird the entire time I was able to observe him. I really wish I had some NVGs or a night-vision adapter for my camera, or something. There's an owl stalking within our neighborhood, and that's really cool.
Yeah, what he said
Tom's thoughts on the National Anthem mirror my own.
The missus can regale you with many a tale of Super Bowl, college bowl, NASCAR, baseball, hockey, and other sports viewing wherein I severely critique the anthem singing because they fail in one of the ways Tom speaks of.
Look, we know you're a good singer. Otherwise, you wouldn't have been chosen in the first place. And if it's a major sporting event, we know you're a great singer.
(Or you're just the flavor of the month, since we all know popularity doesn't necessarily reflect impressive skill.) (We do know that, right?)
links for 2007-03-04
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(believe it or else)
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Home of Bible Sander, an app designed to remove verse numbers and reference marks from quoted scriptures. It uses text from Bible Gateway, and is available for both Mac and Windows.
Clanston
My wife has coined a new term for certain members of our household. Last night, as she was scolding Clancy and Winston for some typical doggie misbehavior, she apparently could not decide which one to name first, and it came out "Clanston". Now the lads have a collective name.
Yeah, I'll be heading back next week
So, with the spring softball season upon us, I went to the batting cages this afternoon. After a four-month-plus layoff. Oy. The experience started out rather nice. I asked for three tokens (20 balls per token) and forked over my five bucks. The attendant "miscounted" and I went to the cages with four tokens. Must be a slow day. The first twenty balls were all about just connecting and getting timing down. The second set of twenty were the best of the day, and I was putting them where I wanted to, more or less. After a brief respite, I started on the third set, and could tell I was tiring midway through. Another rest, then the fourth set, and I was pretty much hitting every ball back to the pitcher or shortstop. Mental note: longer rests between sets next time, which would help if other people went with me. It actually was a slow day at the cages. There was a guy in the other slow-pitch cage, and he left when I started on my third set. There was a guy and gal taking turns in the 75 mph baseball cage, and a mom watched her son in one of the slower-speed baseball cages. So I appreciated the fourth token, even if it didn't yield desirable results.
ATPM 13.03
Oh, right. The March issue of About This Particular Macintosh is now available. You'd think someone on the editorial staff would be more aware... Angus decides to reward Microsoft's recent marketing efforts regarding the Zune and Vista by purchasing a brand-new 17-inch MacBook Pro. Yeah, when I first read his column, I had problems with the logic there, too, but someone informed me it has something to do with this thing called "sarcasm". In this month's Bloggable, Wes tracks the biggest news making the circuit of the Mac blogosphere, Steve Jobs' recent condemnation of DRM for music downloads. Mark has a quick hit on publishing formats, notably the resistance coming against Microsoft's Office Open XML, because the words "Microsoft" and "open" go so well together, don't they? (I like this sarcasm thing. Must note to use it more.) Lee continues his fabulous series, Photoshop for the Curious, this month walking us through color calibration. I really could use one of those monitor calibration tools. Miraz has a great column on web accessibility this month, one I can really relate to, given how I am amongst the spectacled crowd. (We also learn Miraz's age this month, and please note this was volunteered by the author; our mothers taught us well enough to know better than to ever ask that of a lady.) This month's desktop pictures are courtesy of ATPM reader Le Anne Brown, and feature the land of Tasmania (coincidentally, the home of ATPM's own Tasmanian devil, former staffer Raena Armitage). Strange things are afoot for Cortland at the swing dance-hosting lodge, which appears to be more than meets the eye. Staffer Linus Ly doffs his editorial cap for that of an artisté, introducing the ATPM readership to Qaptain Qwerty. You may notice a striking similarity between Qaptain Qwerty and the review of Art Text. As a member of the editorial team, allow me to reassure you, this is not accidental. Ed got his hands on a piece of tech that's found its way on to my personal gear lust list, the SnapScan S500M, by Fujitsu. I never thought I'd have the opportunity to write, "Ellyn lays the smack down with Smack Mahjong", but you can't pass up those opportunities when they present themselves. Finally, Lee reviews the intriguing TuneView from Keyspan: leave your iPod connected to your entertainment system, but have its screen in the palm of your hand with the TuneView remote. Sounds sweet. As always, you can enjoy About This Particular Macintosh online, or in a manner more appropriate for your reading preference.
A signature problem
So I have this email signature. Actually, I have about three. One is the somewhat standard signature I use for all ATPM-related correspondence. The other two are personal sigs which vary only in the email address contained in the signature. One is for the address at this domain, and the other is my Gmail address. I have set up these signatures with keystroke shortcuts in TypeIt4Me, which I encourage you to check out. Without going in to too much detail, these three signatures are shorthanded "asig", "gsig", and "rsig", and this works very well. For the most part. I seem to have this memory muscle problem with the last abbreviation. The other two I can rattle off with nary a conscious thought going from my brain to my fingers on the keyboard, but the last has proven to be rather elusive. Instead of typing "rsig" I find myself typing "risg" instead. I even did it in the previous sentence, and had to backspace and fix it. The obvious and lazy solution is to create a new abbreviation in TypeIt4Me that automagically puts in the proper signature when I mistype the actual abbreviation, because there's little chance "risg" will ever be a real word in the English language, but that still doesn't help with why I'm mistyping it in the first place. Bizarre.
That didn't take long
This post is coming to you from MarsEdit 1.1.3, the first release of my blogging app of choice since Daniel Jalkut of Red Sweater Software acquired it from NewsGator. This update fixes my biggest druther with MarsEdit, where images flicker when you're previewing your post. Thanks, Daniel! Speaking of not taking long, Lee and I were chatting via IM last night while he watched the Oscars, and, of course, there was talk regarding the iPhone teaser commercial. I wondered jokingly how long it would be before some post showed up somewhere detailing all of the stars shown in the commercial. Lee provided the answer: two hours. And here I thought I didn't have a life. I'm sure there's now a post somewhere detailing each of the movies or shows featured in the commercial, but I'm too lazy to google it.
Don't Ban Incandescents
From the 02.26.07 edition of Red Herring magazine:
California's proposed incandescent bulb ban (see "Could California Ban the Bulb?" RedHerring.com, February 1, 2007) is ridiculous! Fluorescent bulbs may last longer (not in my house) but you have to include the cost of the ballast and the starter in both energy to produce and additional expense of the fixture. When these and the additional cost of installation are included in the equation, plus fixture replacement costs due to poor reliability, the cost of fluorescent lighting is vastly more expensive than incandescent lighting. Incandescent lighting is also better for the health of our eyes and sanity as that endless flicker fatigues the eyes and drives people nuts!
Fluorescent bulbs are also considered hazardous waste. The energy costs to clean up or keep the environment clean are not worth the few bucks saved at the meter. This ban is not a good idea. Neither is Title 24, which bans incandescent sockets in new-home construction. People just change out the fluorescent fixtures to incandescent after the house has been inspected. Then the fixtures just end up in the dump. I for one will just buy my bulbs out of state and stock up.
The best way to reduce energy waste is to educate people and business to not waste it. Turn the lights off when not in use!
--Roger Smith, Bishop, California With the mass, recent push for everyone to switch to fluorescent bulbs, I thought a contrarian point of view might be good for discussion.
Welcome home, Winston!
For those of you who don't know the phisch family pet history, the missus and I both grew up cat people. Our first dog was a Pembroke Welsh Corgi, our beloved Linus (forgive the wretched HTML work on that page). Linus was a great first dog, and he certainly endeared the Corgi breed to us. Clancy was our rebound dog. We adopted him from the local humane society a little over a month after Linus died. It was just too weird for us, after a decade, to not have a dog in the house. Clancy's a great dog, too, though his allergies and skin issues (he's part Shar-Pei) can be off-putting at times. He's super-sweet, gets along great with the little phisch, and we'd been thinking at one time or another how nice it would be for him to have a playmate. As of yesterday, he does. Presenting...Winston!
As you can see, Winston has already made himself at home. Obedience training with regard to dogs being on the furniture has already commenced. Our friend Wendy, who lives a couple of blocks away, volunteers as a foster home for the Flower Mound Humane Society, and gave us a call Thursday night. "Normally I wouldn't bother you guys about a new dog we're fostering," she said, "but I'm on my way to pick up a Corgi..." That was all that needed to be said. We stopped by their house later that evening to meet Winston, who was, well, a typical young Corgi: exuberant, happy, full of energy. We immediately liked him. I went by the house, put Clancy on a leash, and brought him back down to meet Winston on some neutral turf. The boys did the meet-and-sniff, and then generally ignored one another as I took them both for a long walk. We ended the evening determining we would bring Winston over for a play date the next day, to see how Clancy acted around him on home ground. We had some concerns with regard to Clancy and another dog. Clancy was another rescued animal, and he had either (a) been fought by the type of "macho" assholes (you'll pardon the language, but I can't think of any nice terms to adequately describe these people) who fight dogs, or (b) just generally had his butt kicked by life on the street. He has some food aggression issues, meaning we've been careful to keep the cats out of the kitchen when he's eating, and we've taught the little phisch not to bother Clancy during feeding times. So Friday afternoon I trooped Clancy down the street, we picked up Winston, and I walked the two of them back. We went first to the back yard, where I turned the boys loose for a bit. We needn't have worried about Clancy and another dog on his turf. If anything, it was Winston who was all about the growling and snapping, which occurred when he felt Clancy invaded his personal space just a tad too much. When the sky opened and it began to sprinkle, I moved the party inside, which is where the real test would be, at least as far as Clancy was concerned. It was pretty much same-old, same-old between the two canines in the house, too. Winston was exploring, Clancy was following, some times getting too close for Winston's comfort, I behind them both at a small distance, observing and waiting to step in if necessary. The missus and little phisch arrived home during this time, and Winston got a dose of life with the entire family for a little while.
The decision was made that so long as we could work around the food issue, we were keeping Winston. We decided an overnight visit would be helpful, and calls were made to appropriate parties to let them know of our interest in Winston, keeping him overnight, etc. Having a trial overnight stay ballooned in to our going out to grab a bite to eat, then stopping by the newly-opened Petco to take advantage of their grand opening sale. The cats needed food, and we bought a small bag of food for Winston, along with some other supplies. (Clancy has prescription hypo-allegenic food we get from the vet.) We arrived home, and it was feeding time. Things went very well. The boys are fed at the same time, but separately, and neither bothered the other. Each was curious as to what remains might be in the other's bowl afterwards, but c'mon, these are rescue dogs; they don't leave anything behind in their bowls. Winston was a little restless during the night, not surprisingly, but all was well. Breakfast went like dinner the night before, and the more the two dogs have spent around one another, the more comfortable Winston became. The Flower Mound Humane Society held an Adopt-a-Pet Saturday at our PetSmart, and we stopped by to finalize the adoption of an eighteen month-old pup, bringing a Corgi back in to our house for the first time in five years. (There was also at least one other person interested in adopting Winston, so keeping Winston overnight and alerting FMHS we wanted to adopt him played to our favor.) The impression Linus made on us was much deeper than I think either of us realized. All throughout the day Saturday, the missus and I kept making the same basic observation to one another: it's very comforting to have a Corgi in the house again. Winston's not a replacement for Linus, because you can't replace a beloved pet. Winston's his own dog, that's for sure. And our love for Clancy isn't diminished; in fact, it's enhanced, because we see how readily he's accepting Winston in to the family pack. I'm continually amazed at the capacity for love God grants us. It sure is nice to have a Corgi in the house again.
Don't Try This At Home
Will It Blend? has to be one of the more brilliant ad campaigns to come along, especially for something as unexciting as a kitchen appliance. Tom Dickson actually gets paid by Blendtec to try to blend whatever his little heart desires, and Tom's latest desire is glow sticks. Yes, glow sticks.
(Do any CBCers think that Tom Dickson is like an evil genius clone of Mike?)
[Wave of the phin to Lee. ]




