Because I’m jamming to Frank while waiting for my wife’s vehicle to be serviced, and it’s Halloween:

“So come on now Josephine

Let’s pretend it’s Halloween

You come as a car crash

I’ll go as James Dean

I’m Napoloeon on Elba

And you’re a hundred days in 1815

I wrote all of these letters to my immortal beloved

And you’re the only one who’s ever gonna know what they mean”