WBAP is reporting this morning: Earthquakes are being reported in France in over 10 different major areas. These earthquakes are measuring in at over 10 on the Richter Scale. The source of the earthquakes is being reported as the 56,681 dead Americans buried in France have rolled over in their graves.

• 26,255 American soldiers from WWI are buried in 4 different cemeteries in France.
• 30,426 American soldiers from WWII are buried in 10 different cemeteries in France.
• Total: 56,681 American soldiers (most were under the age of 21) died while liberating France from their oppressors in two different World Wars.

(Thanks, Brian) Is it too much to ask, then, that France return the favor in liberating Iraq?